Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this will be a night to untag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize