1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
be right there i have to get my cape
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
