I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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