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So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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