Are we in a gay sports bar?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
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