i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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