I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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