I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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