I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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