If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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