I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My vagina is very pro this idea
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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