Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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