I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
