...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize