No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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