can u get pink eye on your cock?
Houston, we have a squirter
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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