I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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