i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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