sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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