Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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