only if we run a train.
done.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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