2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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