Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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