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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.

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  The Rock won.

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• (212): View more from New York

  He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We need to rekindle our bromance

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?

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  I find this completely acceptable.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ

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• (903): View more from Texas

  All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.

  (314): View more from Missouri

  You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends

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• (310): View more from California

  Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.

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