Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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