Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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