So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Houston, we have a blender
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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