I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You left your phone here
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