i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
time to smoke my breakfast
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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