dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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