You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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