You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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