They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here