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• (817): View more from Texas

  Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.

  (810): View more from Michigan

  I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.

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