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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?

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• (516): View more from New York

  OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.

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• (323): View more from California

  Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.

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• (510): View more from California

  LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of

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  Yes dear.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.

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