So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
and you fell through a lawn chair
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!