Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do