if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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