This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Two words: nipple clamps
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