I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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