I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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