How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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