Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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