A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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