i don't like sucking hair
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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