check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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