i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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