Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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