it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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