I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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