i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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