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Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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