Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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