so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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