My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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