She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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