I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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