The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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