no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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