The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
